I've got the vibes.
This thing is evil, Man.
I got a bad feeling.
Shut up and keep moving.
Is big mistake.
Let it go, Man.
We set it down, And we let it go.
[Growls]
Aah!
[Bird of prey shrieks]
It's only a bloody monkey, For christ's sake.
Now pick it up.
Listen,
You no pick up the cage,
You no get The big dollars.
Ooh! Grr!
Holy shit!
[Natives howling]
Don't move!
What are these buggers Playing at?
[Speaking native language]
[Monkey screeches]
He says that that monkey Must be set free.
He says we must leave This valley
And never return,
Or the evil spirits Will exact their revenge.
Permit.
Look and see. Permit.
Permit!
Aah!
I'm a new zealand Zoo official,
And this monkey is going To new town.
[Screaming]
No.
Oh! aah! aah!
No!
Move it!
Aah!
[Grunting]
Start her up! quick!
Hey!
Wait!
Drive, You buggers!
Ow!
Man, Wait.
Step on it!
Aah!
Ow!
The little bugger bit me.
Zingaya.
Zingaya!
You've got the bite.
There's--There's some Dettol in the jeep.
Aw, Jeez! no!
No! what are you doing?!
Aah!
Zingaya.
Oh, Jee--Oh!
Aah! oh!
Oh! oh! aah!
Zingaya!
Aah!
N--
[Monkey screeches]
[Thunder]
Thank you.
[Man whistling]
Hl, Paquita.
Good morning, Roger.
That's the lot.
Tell your dad I'll be Round on thursday
With the saveloys.
That's a pretty dress, Paquita.
See you later, Alligator.
[Gasps]
You like that boy, Paquita?
Shuffle the cards.
We will see If you and roger
Are destined To be together.
[Sighs]
Create his image In your mind
And cut the cards.
Paquita,
I thought we'd seen The last of this.
Whenever he come, You start over again.
This...
Is you.
And this...
Is the man Of your future.
But he doesn't look Like roger.
It is not roger.
There will be One romance,
And it shall last Forever.
Romance. Puh.
What about money?
This man will enter Your life...
In the near future.
And you will become...
Romantically entangled With him
Almost immediately.
But who is it?
You will recognize This man...
By the symbol...
Of the star...
And of the moon.
What is this?
Oh! no, Not that one.
Paquita, We have a customer.
[Bell ringing]
It is bad, Yes?
Oh, Nothing.
Paquita!
Uh, Just dropping off Our order.
[Unfolds paper]
Um...
Mum says to pack The biscuits on top,
Because she doesn't Want any broken.
Uh, Actually...
I'll take One of these now.
Sorry.
[Gasps]
Santa maria.
Ooh.
I better be off, Then.
[Clang clang clang]
Oh!
Woman: lionel!
Lionel!
Woman on radio: Good morning, Everybody.
Morning, Everybody. Well, Now I'd like...
There's a beetle.
Eh?
There. Under the fridge.
Horrid little creature Scuttled right in front of me.
I thought I told you To spray this house!
The place is infested With vermin.
I'll get on it Straight away, Mum.
Lionel!
You'll be pleased To know
That your mother has been Voted treasurer elect
Of the w.L.W.L.--
The wellington ladies Welfare league.
Ah, That's great, Mum.
And on friday,
The president Nora matheson
Is dropping by to offer Her congratulations.
Wow. The president.
Oh, God!
Look at the state Of this place!
All the windows Will have to be polished.
Woman on radio: whiter, Brighter, Cleaner wash.
Look at this dust!
It's an inch thick!
You'll have to do The silver.
I polished it Last week.
And the drapes Need cleaning.
Woman on radio: Once a week, Once a month...
Ohh!
I just mowed The lawn.
Does this look like A well-Maintained frontage?
Woman on radio: very often After drying the dishes...
[Mower noises]
Whoa! aah!
Ooh. Ugh.
[Giggles]
Get up, You stupid dog.
Here, I'll help you.
No. I manage.
Your brother usually does The deliveries.
Not today.
Ohh. Is big house.
You live here always?
Yeah.
[Dog panting]
You like my dog?
Is very big, Yes?
Any bigger, And he'd belong in a zoo.
Zoo? pardon?
Zoo. You know.
Uh...Animals.
Cages.
Ahh!
Claro.
I like to go with zoo.
I go with the zoo?
Oh, No. No, No.
You want to go To the zoo.
Yes, Please.
Ohh.
Oh, Ok.
Tomorrow?
I'll meet you outside The shop.
Ok.
[Glass shatters]
I have to go.
My jardiniere. It's shattered.
Ah, Mum, That was your favorite.
It wouldn't have happened If you'd dusted carefully.
I can get you another one.
It's irreplaceable.
A present From your father.
Our last Wedding anniversary.
Before...
He was taken from us.
Ohh.
I miss him, Too.
Ohh.
[Snarling]
Oh.
Look.
Cary grant. He is such a dream.
I wish I could be Grace kelly.
She is so pretty.
Such beautiful Blond hair.
Lionel?
What is wrong?
Ohh.
Uh, Sorry.
Um...
When I was young, I was at the beach,
And l...
I nearly drowned
When I fell off This pier.
Uh, My dad dived in To save me, But...
As he was climbing out, This...
Freak wave just...
Washed him out to sea, And...
He drowned.
Oh, The little monkeys!
Look, Lionel.
[Screeches]
Oh! Oh!
There! for you!
[Growls]
Oh!
Ohh.
[Screeching]
[Growling]
Poor little bugger.
You get out of there, You vicious little shit!
Reckon they're only found On one island, You know?
Story goes, These great big rats...
Come scuttling off The slave ships...
And raped all The little tree monkeys.
You know,
The natives use them In black magic rituals.
Really?
Yeah.
Don't ask me how.
Probably suck the blood Of virgins, Eh? eh?
I want to sit down.
Wow.
Mmm.
Oh! oh.
Aah!
Aah! aaaaah!
Mum?
Aah! aah! aah!
Aah!
Ew.
Ohh.
Mum!
Holy shit!
Look at this. It bit me.
I've been savaged.
And my dress.
Here. I help you.
Oh!
Lionel...
Take me home.
Uh...
There you are, Vera.
Now you just rest up.
I'll be back In a couple of days
To change That dressing.
Thanks, Nurse mctavish.
It's all right, Lionel.
I'll see myself out.
[Sighs heavily]
Why have you Deliberately
Gone out of your way To upset me?
I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.
[Crickets chirping]
I don't deserve All this attention, Darling.
If you need anything During the night,
You just call.
You're so good to me.
Good night, Mum.
Lionel!
Hello!
Shh!
Keep your voice down.
Look. I have your jacket.
Yeah. I'll get it tomorrow.
What?
Look.
[Giggles]
Ooh.
Oh!
It could've waited Till the morning.
Is that all You have to say?
Ohh.
Look, I'm really sorry About the zoo, Paquita.
It's just mum.
She's...
You know.
We go out again?
To a movie?
Look...
I'd like to...
But it's not-- It's just not possible.
Not possible?
But we are romantically Entangled.
Entangled?
Oh, Look...
Look, I don't know What you're thinking,
But, Um...
I just can't see you Anymore.
Ohh.
Oh, Paquita.
There will be One romance...
And it shall last Forever.
[Moaning]
Ohh!
[Whistling]
Ohh, Wow.
Mum, What a beautiful day.
[Wheezing]
[Groaning]
Ohh.
I'm gonna call Nurse mctavish.
No. You'll do No such thing.
I'm perfectly All right.
But...
You look after me, Lionel.
[Doorbell rings]
Nora matheson.
Ladies welfare league.
Your mother's Expecting us.
The mathesons are here.
[Gasps]
No, Mum. You're not well!
[Hoarse] Get my dress!
Oh.
Jeez.
Please go back to bed, Mum.
I'll put them off. It's only the mathesons.
It's the w.L.W.L.
Oh.
Sorry.
[Grunting]
Careful. It'll stick on crooked.
Ok.
[Silverware clacking]
[Mother wheezing]
Our...
Main objective Next year,
Is to...
Get the younger Generation
Involved In the league.
That's why I'm so pleased
That you're on The committee.
Thank you, Nora.
It's a great...Honor.
H-Have you had Any thoughts
On the agenda for The annual meeting?
Annual meeting.
Ann...
[Retching]
What we need's Another war!
Yes, Dear.
I hear Sir edmund hillary's
Planning an attempt On the south pole.
Right you go.
Have some more beans, Mrs. Matheson.
I'll have A few of those, Lad.
I really think We should be going.
Thank you, Lionel.
What?
No pudding?
Only custard, I'm afraid.
Custard!
I haven't had A good custard in years.
She never Makes the stuff.
[Sniffs]
Damn fine custard.
Mmm.
Rich and creamy, Just the way I like it.
Touchy on The old food front, Eh?
[Door closes]
Never mind.
That was A fine meal, Boy.
Thank you, Mr. Matheson.
Lionel!
What's wrong?
Lionel, You must listen to me.
Dark forces are amassing Against you.
My grandmama has seen it.
Say, "The path ahead Is one of fear
And great danger."
Eh?
[Dog barks]
[Mum screaming]
[Dog growling]
Fernando!
Paquita, Wait!
God, Mum.
Oh, Fernando.
Your mother ate my dog!
Not all of it.
Aah!
Get nurse mctavish, Quick.
Ohh.
How long has your mother Been like this?
Since this morning.
Oh. I'll call An ambulance.
You pack some things For the hospital.
I'll do it.
[Gasping]
Nurse mctavish.
Your mother's dead, Lionel.
I'm sorry, Lionel.
There was nothing We could do.
She loved you very much.
[Screaming]
[Classical music playing]
Which toothbrush?
Lionel!
Your mother's Toothbrush--
The white one Or green one?
Green!
Man on radio: mother.
You are looking well today.
Woman on radio: I woke up this morning,
And I'm 100% better.
How about A nice cup of tea?
I'll just put the jug on.
Sorry, Mother. That Was your favorite teapot.
It slipped Out of me hand.
Never mind that.
[Mum growling]
Aah!
Paquita: jacket, Nightgown, Slippers,
And toothbrush.
Where's your mother?
She's gone to hospital.
Oh.
I didn't hear The ambulance.
No, No.
[Pounding on door]
Um...
No, Uh...
She went In nurse mctavish's car.
Sort of, Uh, Well,
Sort of lying across The back seat, Really.
Yeah. Her and nurse mctavish. Off to hospital.
But her night bag?
I'll take that.
[Growling And pounding on door]
[Dog barking]
Man on radio: So, It's you
Who've been poaching My rabbits.
Lionel.
Man on radio: I've a good mind
To let you have it With both barrels.
Second man on radio: It weren't me, Sir.
It were that johnny Morris what did it.
Well, I go now.
Man on radio: you just be On your way, Young lad.
If I see you here again,
I'll give you what for.
[Growling and moaning]
[Door creaks]
What do you want? [Slurps]
You're not From the immigration?
I told you people
I lost My bloody papers, Ok?
My family left latvia
During the occupation.
We were hunted Like dogs.
I just want to buy some...
Sedatives.
What do you think I am, A goddamn doctor?
I don't sell sedatives.
Tranquilizers, I do have.
[Fabric tears]
Do you want A syringe,
Or are you Going to sniff?
Aah!
Oh, Lionel, I am happy to see you.
Tell me about these...
Dark forces.
Death surrounds him.
There will be torment
And suffering.
You are marked.
Lionel.
Lionel, If something Is wrong, I can--
Nothing's wrong, Ok?
It contains the power Of the white light.
It will protect you.
Keep it with you always.
How is your mother?
Oh, Fine.
They want to keep her in Hospital for a few more days.
Bye.
[Bell rings]
Aah!
She ran Right in front of me.
They must have Discharged her early.
It was A dreadful shock,
Losing vera Like that.
Had lunch with her Only last friday.
Picture of health.
That boy of hers, Where is he?
Fine lad.
Lionel called half a dozen Times in the last 2 days.
Very keen To view the remains.
Of course, I had to put him off.
It would have been Far too distressing.
As it is, It's been a damn Difficult embalming job.
Oh, My god. Excuse me.
[Tires screech]
I can tell You're not a cosgrove.
You're far Too good looking.
Pardon?
Les is the name.
I'm lionel's u--
Lionel's uncle.
And who might you be?
Paquita maria sanchez.
Latin, Eh?
Excuse me, Father.
I am looking For lionel.
I haven't seen him.
And if he's not here In 10 minutes,
His mother will be delivered lnto the hands of the lord
In his absence.
[Machines running]
[Gasps]
Mortician: you idiot.
I told you to stay in there.
The embalming machine Should be turned off.
Oh, Great! Blowout!
[Laughs]
Mortician: You're a half-Wit.
This is coming Off your wages.
I'll fix them up.
No, Leave it.
We've got to get the body To the service.
The theme of Today's service
Is the sanctity Of motherhood.
Vera cosgrove Will be surely missed
By her friends And grieving family,
For she was indeed A fine woman,
And everything a boy Could wish for in a mother.
Father mcgruder: lionel...
Though deprived of his father At an early age,
Was blessed with an abundance Of mother love.
Father mcgruder: Though our dear ones depart,
They live on in our hearts And memories
Until, In the fullness of time,
We, Too, Depart From this world...
Until we are reunited Once again.
A christian spirit Is eternal.
Yea, Whosoever believeth In the lord jesus christ
Shall be--
[Crowd gasps]
Resurrected.
[Les laughing]
Poor lionel.
He was always dreadfully Attached to his mother.
Well, I've seen some displays Of grief in my day,
But nothing Quite like that.
Do you need anything?
I'm fine.
I called To see you yesterday,
But you didn't Answer the door.
I just want to be left Alone for a while, Ok?
At least he's Well provided for.
Yes, Well, The cosgroves Were hardly paupers.
He'll be the sole Beneficiary.
[Twig snaps]
Hey, Guys.
Look what I found.
What are you doing With this thing?
Digging up a few stiffs?
I-- Shut up!
You know What you are?
A bloody sicko.
Yeah, Mean talk.
Get his wallet.
That's my mother You're pissing on.
It's a zombie!
Aah!
[Growling]
Mom, No!
[Screaming]
What in god's name Is going on here?
The devil is amongst us.
Stay back, Boy.
This calls For divine intervention.
Yaaaaaah!
I kick ass for the lord!
Aah!
No!
Aah!
There you are, Mum.
Void.
Use the spoon.
Ohh!
Arrrrrr!
Ohh.
[Gurgles]
Hey, Hey.
Cut that out.
[Doorbell rings]
Shh.